Photo 21 Oct 127 notes haaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted:

All Is Dust by MajesticChicken
Photo 21 Oct 11,446 notes pinnedunderreality:

John Cena, forgetting his muffins in the oven.

pinnedunderreality:

John Cena, forgetting his muffins in the oven.

via Can't Town.
Video 21 Oct 15,936 notes

pleatedjeans:

someone please go frisbee with this guy.

via Can't Town.
Photo 21 Oct 195 notes chaos-is-our-master:

"In this universe, all rots. In this universe, one must rot to survive."
-Excerpt from The Enlightenment of Korvede Kalthrax, Harbinger of Carrion
(art by: Jacob Atienza)

chaos-is-our-master:

"In this universe, all rots. In this universe, one must rot to survive."

-Excerpt from The Enlightenment of Korvede Kalthrax, Harbinger of Carrion

(art by: Jacob Atienza)

Text 20 Oct 15,035 notes

nerdgaasm:

inlovewithautumn:

So, about a month ago, me and my younger sister decided to hit up the local thrift store. I stumbled upon this gem.image

For $2, I decided to take this treasure home, and aptly name it “Crying Baby Pumpkin-Head”. When I got home, I realized it had a cord, and plugged into the wall…imageWhat in God’s holy name did I buy this is a soul sucking demon of Satan. 

he’s going into the avatar state

Photo 20 Oct 1,042 notes theonion:

Man Coasting Through Life Entirely On Benefit Of Doubt
via The Onion.
Text 20 Oct 233,561 notes

pregnantfitmom:

casualblessings:

May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.

This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone

Video 20 Oct 633,012 notes

arlogivensisacat:

faptop:

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD WHY IS MY SENSE OF HUMOR THIS TERRIBLE

i still can’t get over this.

(Source: mountainmoonvolcano)

Photo 19 Oct 263,747 notes thebitterfrenchcanadian:

don’t listen to them cody 

thebitterfrenchcanadian:

don’t listen to them cody 

(Source: memewhore)

Text 19 Oct 76,742 notes

thelilnan:

employer: why should we hire you?

me: i got first place on Rainbow Road

employer: holy shit


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